I am Batman.

...well I was at midnight at least...

and people are dumb.

most of them at least.

So a group of us went to go see the midnight showing of possibly one of the greatest movies I have ever seen, the Dark Knight. But we'll get to that later. When we got to the theater around 10:40pm there was already a pretty decent line forming outside for everybody that had tickets. After waiting in line for about an hour or so, the line exponentially grew that would wrap all the way around the building and into the parking lot and practically into meijer street. Me, being asian, of course I took a picture of this:



But the problem wasn't that the line was so long, or that they were keeping us out there so long, it was that people did not know how to line up. Honestly, it's not a very difficult process.

Here are instructions for forming a line:
1) stand in the designated area
2) stand BEHIND the person in front of you, in a single file pattern
3) then only start to move if the people ahead of you are doing so

These sound like reasonable steps to me. The line however pretty much exploded and became a giant blob of people hovering around the entrance. Then people started to run, push, and edge their way to the front of the line as it started to move. There was this one particular girl that kept on elbowing me and trying to drag her party of 15 to the front of the line. Then she laughed on how she was surprised no one wanted to fight her. I did. very much so.















But we all got in, and the movie waaaas ammaaaaaaaaazing.

Batman of course kicked ass.

Joker was pretty much one of the best performances i have seen in a very long time. I have never felt so amused, yet sorry for, disgusted, and angry towards a single character all in one course of a film. Heath's portrayal of him was stunning and wouldn't be surprised if he won the oscar for it.

Anyways, if you have yet to see this film.

Go do it.

and form a decent line please.

-Big Korea