Wednesday, July 23, 2008

clair, while you were napping...

so i am assuming that most of you are aware of the gorgeously sexy bowl cut that i used to wear on top of my head during my crazy years as a youth. Thus, i thought this would be an opportune time to go back and venture through the various haircuts that i sported during my awkward road through life and the various transformations that led me to who i am today.

this first one i call: pre-bowl cut/mullet if i let it grow out/little-asian-kid-who-has-yet-to-realize-asians-don't-play-basketball-unless-you-are-7ft tall


-i think i'm punching myself to show my mom how miserable my life was at this point, i think it was mainly due to the fact i was missing something significant in my life, which was:

i call this one: sexyness at its peak

-damn this one is sexy...i wish i had more pictures of my youth so i could give you the full picture of how insanely cool i was. i don't know which speaks louder: the bowl cut, the bowtie, or the glasses, or better yet the serious stone-cold expression found on my face....tough call


look how many bowl cuts are in this picture, haha


oh and i'm trying to bring this one back and haven't cut my hair for a month...we'll see how it turns out

So after wearing the bowl well into my late junior high days, i moved on to what was known as the "clooney cut." I did not know what the clooney cut was when i requested to get this style; all i remember is that my friend dj told me to get it so i told the great clips lady to cut it in that fashion and the rest is history

Moreover, this cut goes by the name ceaser cut
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caesar_cut

the next thing i did to my hair was probably the worst mistake in my hair history. As with most asian kids getting the bowl cut, a lot of them also thought it would be a good idea to get highlights.....yes, highlights.

Sadly there are no pictures of me when i used to sport it, but to help create a visual, this is almost exactly what i would've looked like if i still had it today...


yes, just soak it in while you can...and let it sink in, baste it on yourself if you have too

and this next one isn't even a haircut, but yea...

i call it the douche-cut:

no explanation required.

soooooo yea, there you go, and now you know some useless information about me and probably some things you could have prob. cared less about, but deal with it and use it to embarrass me in front of your family and friends.

anyways, i must be off, come to 88broadway tonight.

peace,

-big korea

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