gangsta nerd.

ultimate rap battle:

djahandarie: we ain't here to do e-c-e
djahandarie: we're here to do c-s-e on the w-e-b
djahandarie: listen to me spit these rhymes
djahandarie: while i program lines
djahandarie: and commit web accessibility crimes
djahandarie: word, son
http402: You talk like your big on these I-Net kicks,
http402: But your shit flows slower than a two-eighty-six.
http402: I'm tracking down hosts and nmap scans,
http402: While Code Igniter's got you wringing your hands.
http402: Cut the crap rap,
http402: Or I'll run ettercap,
http402: Grab your AIM chat,
http402: N' send a PC bitch-slap!
http402: peace
djahandarie: you're talkin bout down hosts and nmap scans
djahandarie: while i got other plans
djahandarie: you're at your new job, but you can't even do it right
djahandarie: you just create a plight with your http rewrites
djahandarie: i've been on the web since the age of three
djahandarie: you just got on directly off the bus from mississippi
djahandarie: respect yo' elders, bitch
http402: You've been webbin' since three, but still ain't grown up,
http402: Gotta update your config and send the brain a SIGHUP.
http402: You say you're that old? No wonder you're slow!
http402: You're knocking at the door while I run this show!
http402: Elders my ass, you're shit's still in school,
http402: Hunt and pecking at the keyboard like a spaghetti-damned fool,
http402: Rim-riffing your hard drive like a tool,
http402: Face it. I rule.
djahandarie: i erase my harddrives with magnets (bitch)
djahandarie: all you can do is troll on the fagnets
djahandarie: and son, my brain's wrapped in a nohup
djahandarie: it wont be hurt by the words you throwup
djahandarie: dont mind me while i emerge my ownage
djahandarie: while you're still over there apt-getting your porridge
djahandarie: you say i'm still in school
djahandarie: but the fact is that i know the rule
djahandarie: cuz you need to go back to grade three
djahandarie: and you better plea, that they take sucky graduates from c-s-e
http402: Time to bend over and apply a patch,
http402: Your brain's throwing static like a CD with a scratch.
http402: Your connection got nuked and you've met your match.
http402: You run a single process like a VAX with a batch.
http402: I'd pass the torch to a real winner
http402: But it'd just scorch a while-loop spinner
http402: Caught in a loop that you cant escape,
http402: I run clock cycles around your words and flows,
http402: Cuz your rhyme is like a PS fan: it' blows,
http402: Your water-cooled lyrics leak and it shows,
http402: Take your ass back to alt.paid.for.windows.
djahandarie: Good god, I can't even respond to that. :P
djahandarie: You win haha
* http402 takes a bow

peace.

word to your mother.

cheap meat

haha, so check out this story.

http://www.tmz.com/2008/11/23/mcdonalds-sued-over-womans-naked-buns/

my question now is: how did they even find these images online? i could just imagine the conversation, "honey i was checking out naked pics of other women because you are not as sexually attractive anymore so i have to find pleasure via other sources, and i stumbled upon you...."

then sue mcds.

home.

i'm bored.

tool box.

people on this campus have been annoying me lately. a lot of them are just douchebag, but most of them are just dumbasses.

for instance. there are certain people in my human sexuality class that are both douchebags and dumbasses. both of them involve some sort of sport that involves a bat and a ball. usually i can tolerate them, but the dude thinks he's some sort of hilarious, know-it-all, jock who tries to portray this image that he's modest about his God given talents. c'mon dude. oh and today he went on this mini-rant on "fuck obama" and "i'll take anyone on this topic." hahahahahahhahaha, cool dude. and his broad-shoulder softball sidekick who is on her knees for this kid it seems, backs him up by saying, "i voted for mccain, but i don't even know him...." wow, and to think that our generation was not hopeless. i mean, i don't care who you voted for, but back up your decision.

that is for my mini-rant on how certain people on this campus annoy me.

GO DO IT.

TODAY IS THE DAY.

djbigkorea.com officially endorses: Barack Obama


i know all 5 of my readers are going to go out and vote now. thanks.


AND NOW WE WAIT.