Saturday, July 19, 2008

this one is dedicated to bgebs...

so if anyone has ever been on my facebook homepage, you will have most likely noticed the extensive application requests off to the right side of the page. Now i know most of you might have 2-3 requests they haven't bothered to look at, buuuut mine has accumulated over the year that facebook applications have been in existence.

At first i was just too lazy to look at what requests had been sent to me, but in a short time it was getting out of control on the number of requests i would be getting for the most random/pointless applications.

now bgebs has wanted to "fix" my facebook for the longest time, and before i let her do that i'm going to go through and analyze all the different requests i have gotten:

oh and btw, i have 180 requests (and counting...) and this is what it looks like when you open up my page...


click on it to enlarge to get the full picture and why it pisses bgebs off so much.

These are some of my favorites though:





-honestly, i'm flattered that someone saw a 1950's pinup and thought of me, i now don't have to walk around in shame that i am not worthy of being pinned up on some sailors shack




-if you wanted to be my best friend, this is probabley the best way to approach me about it since its such a touchy matter, this will automatically win my heart...and according to clair's "rule" i'm only allowed 5 besties so the next 4 to send me an invite gets the spot




-someone obviously has some beef with me




-i've never been violated through facebook before...and i think i like it




-truthfully, i don't want to watch real hobo's fight it out so why would i want to watch them fight via facebook....unless they are fighting for their spot on the corner of green and sixth...'cause that almost happened before and i was there to witness it if such an event occured. Apparently all the green st. hobo's have their own respected areas and corners, but on one particular night one intruded on the other's territory and all hell almost broke loose. Then afterward, the hobo explained to me which hobo owned which respective corner. Moral of the story, hobos have a very extensive territorial system.








-seriously, what's the difference???




-it think it's quite obvious what my sexual personality is guys...no need for an application request. but seriously, it's timid.




-i'm offended that someone had to send me this one....this person is not getting a mybestfriend application request





-if i was interested in you, you would already know, haha...although, apparently 2 people are curious though, hope they are not offended that i never got back to them right away...




-the tag line on this one was, "I just bought you as my pet. Find out how much you cost!" Nothing says true friendship to me when you let me know how much my time is actually worth to you.




-this just ridiculous, haha....most of the groups here are pretty pointless as well...so i'll go through these at another time


So overall those are some of my favorite requests that i've gotten up to this point, and i kept everyone's identity secret so no worries there in case you are embarrassed. But hope this doesn't deter anyone from sending me more, so i can maybe create a pt.2 on this topic. My goal is to reach 200+ requests people, so send away.

Anyways, i have one more hour of work, peace out brosephs.

-Big Korea

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