perfect gift

so i'm going through some websites on the internet (yes, the internet) on tips/advice on what to get for my parentals this Christmas....and yes, I still have yet to do the shopping but, hey, look at it this way i still have 2 more days....

but here are some of the suggestions they have given me to give to my parents:

a) love poem picture fram
b) carved family tree
c) tool kit for Dad
d) Chocolate bucket for Mom
e) Herpes and Chlamydia Dolls....

that last one would make the perfect gift.

http://www.giantmicrobes.com/us/products/herpes.html

i mean, c'mon its cute and its contagious, how can you go wrong with that???

anyways, hope everyone is having fun shopping and all, i'll post a Big Korea wish list soon so all 3-5 of my readers can mail me presents.

Happy Holidays!

-djbk