certified douchebag

and so it begins.

welcome to october.

anyways.

so i don't know if anybody else has noticed this, or maybe i just get more distracted and like to stare at other people and judge them, but i have noticed that there is still an alarmingly high number of popped collars on this campus. seriously guys.....i thought the only people that did that were the cologne-soaked mannequins inside american eagle or abercrombie. But sadly I have noticed it all around campus. I really don't see the point or the purpose with popped collars.

a) they don't keep your neck warm
b) some people who have short necks and pop their collars look like a turtle....only a douchebag turtle
c) the only purpose i see in them is that you can hide a nasty birthmark, hickey, tattoo, or just an ugly neck.

how does one even get that many shirts on

how does this kid not get laid

word.

Also, i'm sad to say this, but i noticed that the majority of the people walking around with popped collars, are those of the asian race. I don't understand it, asians in general should know better than to succumb to that level. I see them all over the place, such as grainger where i have seen all sorts of popped goodness.

i hope this isn't a long lost cousin of mine

so point of this post, popped collars only look good on mannequins. and that's because mannequins don't care if you judge them. oh and everytime i saw mannequins sporting this look, i would be the one in the store fixing the collars. yea, sorry to those that worked in those stores and had to keep on re-popping the shirts. I was trying to save whatever dignity those mannequins had left. can you blame me?

-djbk