IT'S GOAT CHEEEESE

so last night was pretty interesting. many things happened and saw a lot of people.

1) never eat a bagel off the sidewalk while waiting in line for brothers....people will judge you


2) apparently the goat cheese bagel does not look that appealing....i mean i don't remember much of what it looked like. but here are some things that people have said about it: "first trimester bagel"; "bagel on a period"; "disgusting shit bagel"; "abortion bagel"

aside from the rave reviews this bagel got from the brothers line, i can't help but say this bagel was amazingly delicious. and to think i was willing to share it and asked if the two girls behind me if they wanted a bite. they refused multiple times. their loss.

3) i ran into MOUNTAIN CAIT and grumpy bear. cait was in a ridiculous outfit...naturally. she looked like a yodeler/dorothy hybrid only drunk and sluttier. haha. jk cait, jk...i kid.

also, i proceeded to do the robot inside pita pit...to which one of gbear's friends asked, "is he doing the robot?" yes kid, i was in fact doing the robot. gotta always be ready for a spontaneous dance party.

4) i lost my place in line, and i was the next person that would've been sent in by the way. So in order to make up for lost time, i just cut the whole line, and went straight to the front. I then proceeded to join the random barn dance dressed party in the front. it was clearly obvious that this asian in his gray t-shirt was not part of the flannel wearing, cowboy hat crew. yet, i still managed to get into brothers in about 5 min.

5) i pretty much spilled my whole beer on davis progressively through our time at brothers. he just noticed this morning that his jeans were soaked...

6) made friends with girl at one-world, who i will designate as "pizza box girl." she and i clicked pretty well by trying to build a door stop with empty pizza boxes. apparently she was watching over an un-locked bike outside of one-world. the bike did not belong to her nor did it belong to anyone she knew. strange. but our short time together was abruptly ended when our respective friends teared us apart. someday, i hope to see her again. maybe at one-world. the place we fell in love....

this is what i assumed she looked like based on my memory

7) yea anyways, i then proceeded to eat some old pasta at big and paul's place. no idea how long or old that dried out pasta was sitting there for. then i remember singing along to "lollipop (remix)" in big's car as he drove us home....over and over and over and over...

8) and as every night should end....i passed out on the couch of 706 while blaring the sound on the movie "i am sam." a great movie to watch to reflect on a drunken night i think.

anyways, off to the graing now.

-big korea